Monthly Archives: May 2014

Lifehack: using your microwave oven against NSA snooping

If you want to temporarily prevent your operator or the NSA from tracking your cell location, simply place your phone in the microwave. It will act as a Faraday cage and prevent any signal from leaking. If you want to … Continue reading

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The career change of ‘Trusty’ the crusty sock

Hi my name is Trusty, yes you guessed right. I’m a sock. But not just any ordinary sock. I’m a ‘Smartwool PhD Run Ultralight’. My master purchased me and my twin brother, in a special purpose store catering for athletes. … Continue reading

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Went to a Korean restaurant

I ordered the chicken-fried-rice. The waiter served it Gangnam style.  

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Confessions from the Sex life of a Network Engineer

My girlfriend is an OSI model. She always dresses in exactly 7 layers. I specialize on the physical layer. She likes that. Even it’s the most difficult layer to debug, it’s nice to be so close to the hardware. She … Continue reading

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Photoshoot: Prince cooking pancakes ~ When Doves Cry (Chicken Edit)

Take if you will a picture Of you and I engaged in a kiss The sweat of your body covers me Can you my darling Can you picture this?  Dream if you can a farmyard An ocean of violets in … Continue reading

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Newsflash: Polish plumbers learn about UNIX pipes and flood UK tech market.

meanwhile London based Software engineers are taking Polish accent lessons in order to compete with the new wave of migrants. UKIP says this needs to stop as the UK is already so full of foreigners that every time someone steps … Continue reading

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GuiltFox: Well, This Is Embarrassing!

Firefox v29 is telling me +10x/day how “embarrassed” he is. Wonder if there may be psychological issues, as the underlying cause of these sporadic crashes? Why all this repressed guilt and constant confessions? … Like some Catholic altar boy who … Continue reading

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