Croatian soccer team Rocks Out With their Cocks Out

DyslexicAtheist has pictures of the Croatian Team who just unexpectedly won against Cameroon. Pictures are from an earlier party, right after they lost their first game against Brazil.

I’m not entirely sure what to make of these images, … but hanging by the pool (no girls) was a fabulous idea to reflect on their cock-up and prepare for a cracking comeback.

It’s raining men! 

it's raining men

Discussing balls, cracks and openings.

discussing balls, cracks and openings

Oh look! Kovac is getting his Ćevapčići ready

oh look, Kovac is getting the sausages ready

No touchy, just swordfight with bratwurst!

no touchy

4 boys, 1 worldcup

4 boys 1 cup

I is going to prepare for a dominant display, but first I will get a Brazilian.

I is going to prepare for a dominant display, but first I will get a Brazilian.

You want to see tattoo of gerkin on my gerkin? Haha, “gerkin on gerkin”. Like Inception!

you want to see tattoo of gerkin on my gerkin? haha gerkin on gerkin! like inception ...

I come from Split. Where was invented Banana Split!

I come from Split where they invented the banana split ...

And then I stood like this! To show him that there was another part of my body which was also made of elbow-skin!

And then I stood like this to prove to him that there were other parts of my body made of elbow-skin

… meanwhile in Croatia …

Meanwhile in Croatia

We should get some chicken. Alive chicken! Then we make movie and call “A Croatian Film” …

A Croatian Film

No, no! This no photoshop! My parrot now made of natural pixelation. I has double-career as Japanese porn star and thereof is perform pixel-surgery. My name also “Early Riser”. But everyone call me “Pixie”.

As you can see I'm an early riser! They call me pixel-dust but you can call me pixie

Slowly slowly, sneaking up from behind … to crack that opening!

sneaking up from behind to crack that opening

 

Joseph Gordon-LevittTeam captain Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been pleased with the results so far and says that:

“Quality time and the naked wrestling among the lads helps them relax and focus on the team. It’s important to have fun as a group and ease tensions which might have built up during the game. Unlike Cameroon team who picker and fight over peanut, we prepare with sausages, skinny-dipping and naked ping pong, to feel more at home and less stressed!”

 

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