If programming is like art, implementing business logic is elevator music.
#!/usr/bin/perl use EverySingleFuckingModelFromCPAN; #use strict; #use warnings; print <<IPANEMA ¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫ Fat and bloated and slow and unstructured and buggy The code from Ipanema gets committed And when tests she not passes, each one she not passes We goes "A-r-r-g-h" When she crashes she's like totally trashes When she crashes, she's like totally trashes What loads, swaps and alloc()'s forever? That when tests she not passes, each one she not passes We goes "A-r-r-g-h" Oh, but I watch her so angry Must tell her I loath her No, I won't give my time gladly But each day as I try not to see Always lurks in my repo, straight ahead right at me! Fat and bloated and slow and unstructured and buggy, ... The code from Ipanema's not working And when she passes, I smile, but Jenkins didn't see. Jenkins just didn't see No, he just didn't see IPANEMA carp croak cluck confess and fucking die