Monthly Archives: April 2015

On candystripe legs spiderman comes

So I just scraped this spider off my bedlinen. Think I killed it in my sleep. 2 of his legs were detached and his guts were spread over my bedsheets. If that’s not enough I had coffee and breakfast in … Continue reading

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And you thought your job sucked?

… as a system administrator when I get asked to deploy ‟minor changes”  on a Friday afternoon.

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The 6 best songs to masturbate to

Some people would masturbate to anything. I’m quite picky, … so here my 6 favourite self-juicing tunes: #6 – “Come Together”, by the Beatles #5 – a classic self asphyxiation tune: “The trick is to keep breathing”, by Garbage: #4 – great when you’re into … Continue reading

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Just a reminder to keep your doors locked tonight

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon … Continue reading

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