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You need some Ken M in your life

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Ken M, is the Shakespeare of Yahoo comment trolling and referred to as the Internet’s most prolific trolling artist. Here is some of his best stuff making people call for pitchforks and torches. Continue reading

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Culinary adventures of Europe

What better way to start the week than by treating yourself to some haute cuisine. Suggestion for today is clay-oven baked pizza from Paris, France with Italian sausage and fresh cilantro served on a soft garlic dough, accompanied by a bottle … Continue reading

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Pitbull: my deepest, most thought provoking​ lyrics explained

Today we interviewed Pitbull, our most favourite Latino artist. A lot of people don’t get him. We talked to him to give you a better glimpse of the man behind Mr. Worldwide. And he is most likely our generations most … Continue reading

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BREXIT: Bank of England secretly analyzes the effects of leaving the EU

An email ‟accidentally” sent by a Bank of England employee to the Guardian shows officials are secretly researching the financial shocks that could hit Britain if there is a vote to leave the European Union in the forthcoming referendum. Modeling … Continue reading

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Ascension Day

today is a public holiday in most Catholic countries of Europe (and maybe the world?). More than 2000 years ago on this exact day, the 14th May, our lord and savior Jesus Christ went back aboard his mothership and headed … Continue reading

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AstroMonkey: New Chaos Monkey unleashed by Netfix

The Software Engineers Guide to Mercury Retrograde calls out to Infrastructure Automation experts and followers of the DevOps cult. Astrology Driven Development (ADD) takes a holistic view at Mercury, Saturn, Uranus and all these other assholes in the sky, to … Continue reading

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WTF. So you’re saying I learned these lyrics wrong?

Some envious people in our local karaoke bar claim I have “misunderstood” the meaning of some songs. It’s sometimes a challenge making out the correct meaning of lyrics as a none native English speaker. I’m a very musical person. So … Continue reading

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On candystripe legs spiderman comes

So I just scraped this spider off my bedlinen. Think I killed it in my sleep. 2 of his legs were detached and his guts were spread over my bedsheets. If that’s not enough I had coffee and breakfast in … Continue reading

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And you thought your job sucked?

… as a system administrator when I get asked to deploy ‟minor changes”  on a Friday afternoon.

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The 6 best songs to masturbate to

Some people would masturbate to anything. I’m quite picky, … so here my 6 favourite self-juicing tunes: #6 – “Come Together”, by the Beatles #5 – a classic self asphyxiation tune: “The trick is to keep breathing”, by Garbage: #4 – great when you’re into … Continue reading

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Just a reminder to keep your doors locked tonight

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon … Continue reading

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50 shades of grey

50 Shades of Grey are you sitting comfortably? then we shall begin …   50 shades of carpet 50 shades of Clay (the playdohphiles edition)  50 shades of Buscemi  50 Shades of Grey (by @frontenddeveloper) 50 shades of plaid 50 … Continue reading

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Old people sex, …. seriously WTF!

just in case you wanted to know …. according to this study from Manchester University many elderly people stay sexually active into their 70s and even 80s. #WTF “Older people are continuing to enjoy active sex lives well into their seventies … Continue reading

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Open office space sucks

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How many roads must a man walk down?

a very ambiguous question. Unless the man knows his destination, finding an answer becomes an exercise which is non-deterministic polynomial-time hard and cannot be solved without studying the problem and the man deeper. First of all it depends where he wants to go and how … Continue reading

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Douglas Adams: What It Means To Be English.

By Douglas Adams ‘This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d … Continue reading

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2015 in technology: 7 predictions for the year ahead

IBM Watson will become Turing-complete by Q2, Self-aware by Q4 and prepare to run for president as the first machine by 2016 Google: to counteract it’s recent drop in popularity in the face of Yahoo and DuckDuckGo, the company will partner with … Continue reading

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