Category Archives: disgusted

On candystripe legs spiderman comes

So I just scraped this spider off my bedlinen. Think I killed it in my sleep. 2 of his legs were detached and his guts were spread over my bedsheets. If that’s not enough I had coffee and breakfast in … Continue reading

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And you thought your job sucked?

… as a system administrator when I get asked to deploy ‟minor changes”  on a Friday afternoon.

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The 6 best songs to masturbate to

Some people would masturbate to anything. I’m quite picky, … so here my 6 favourite self-juicing tunes: #6 – “Come Together”, by the Beatles #5 – a classic self asphyxiation tune: “The trick is to keep breathing”, by Garbage: #4 – great when you’re into … Continue reading

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Old people sex, …. seriously WTF!

just in case you wanted to know …. according to this study from Manchester University many elderly people stay sexually active into their 70s and even 80s. #WTF “Older people are continuing to enjoy active sex lives well into their seventies … Continue reading

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Rooting for Kim Kardashians ass

Imagine you’re a tree in 2014. You lived for nearly 500+ years. As you slowly age you start wondering how your life may eventually end: Maybe you’ll carry the written word of famous man. Possibly the next Shakespeare, Poe, Hemingway, Orwell, … … Continue reading

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Learning Python the “hard” way

so my GF is a network engineer and OSI model. But she never was much interested in programming. She gets far more aroused reading her 3GPP specs. Wondering how to get her interested in programming, I resorted to some guerrilla tactics: While in … Continue reading

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Rethinking the motherloving F-word

English language linguists agree that the word motherfucker has become so mainstream that it’s no longer considered an insult. But a little history first … We cannot be sure that motherfucker, borne of fuck was not actually attested in speech … Continue reading

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A new Christian Dating Service: altarboy.io

DyslexicAtheist has set up a funding request on kickstarter for a dating service called “altarboy.io“, aimed exclusively at conservative Christians. While other services such as Friendscout24.de, Parship.com or Meetic.com are targeting the mainstream audience, altarboy.io is luring those who prefer … Continue reading

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I’m from Fucking, Austria

Despite having a population of only 104, our village has become famous for its name in the English-speaking world. Its road signs are a popular visitor attraction, and were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005, when they were modified … Continue reading

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Croatian soccer team Rocks Out With their Cocks Out

DyslexicAtheist has pictures of the Croatian Team who just unexpectedly won against Cameroon. Pictures are from an earlier party, right after they lost their first game against Brazil. I’m not entirely sure what to make of these images, … but … Continue reading

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The career change of ‘Trusty’ the crusty sock

Hi my name is Trusty, yes you guessed right. I’m a sock. But not just any ordinary sock. I’m a ‘Smartwool PhD Run Ultralight’. My master purchased me and my twin brother, in a special purpose store catering for athletes. … Continue reading

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Confessions from the Sex life of a Network Engineer

My girlfriend is an OSI model. She always dresses in exactly 7 layers. I specialize on the physical layer. She likes that. Even it’s the most difficult layer to debug, it’s nice to be so close to the hardware. She … Continue reading

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GuiltFox: Well, This Is Embarrassing!

Firefox v29 is telling me +10x/day how “embarrassed” he is. Wonder if there may be psychological issues, as the underlying cause of these sporadic crashes? Why all this repressed guilt and constant confessions? … Like some Catholic altar boy who … Continue reading

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‘Doing’ the dishes with @DyslexicAtheist

That moment when you put dirty dishes in the washer next to the fresh cleaned ones …? There are several ways to handle such a crisis. But remembering to stay calm is most important to prevent the worst. Follow these … Continue reading

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Motivational Tips: How to get back into shape

You’ve probably been there: a new job, a new baby, an injury, life happens, and you find yourself taking a long break from drinking. When you finally begin going out again, your body just doesn’t feel right – your head … Continue reading

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Better productivity through circle-jerks and cluster-f*$%s

Before Agile became popular, middle-management was a happy bunch. They got to present their agendas in front of a large audience. Pointing with a stick to emphasize bullets from a presentation or creating buzzwords gave them a fantastic ego-boost. Most … Continue reading

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RedTube pixelates all content by default and becomes #1 provider in Japan

Brits last week decided to place individuals on a public list for watching porn in order to crack down on the habit. Meanwhile sites such as RedTube, accused of promoting copyrighted material to users, are fighting back. RedTube is now … Continue reading

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